It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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