hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Found the puke drawer
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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