it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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