escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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