What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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