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  so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..

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• Seriously enough with the stupid ass farmville txts. They're not funny at all and they're getting so old There's a fanpage on fb for "NOT playing farmville

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:36am

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• What's up with all the hate? In Farmville we are a peaceful bunch. -Farmville Farmer

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:51pm

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• I loooove farmville! Those of you who hate it are just too stupid to know how to rock on farmville!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:04pm

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• I have wet dreams about you, not Texan ;) Mwahhhh!!! <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:06am

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• I hate that stupid farmville thing to the depths of my soul... actually, I really don't care that much. It's just slightly annoying.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:33pm

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• I'm on tfln on my iPhone while my farmville loads on my laptop on my bed.... This goes down before breakfast

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:29am

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• Every farmville text gets accepted I see.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:32am

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• I know how to spell loser.... T-E-X-A-N -not Texan

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:34pm

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• He probably looked at you and said "oh, I guess the cow made it"...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:58am

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• Farmville is for fucking loosers.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:53pm

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• This seriously feels like shitty viral marketing.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:20am

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• Yaaaaay farmville!!!!! Everybody loves farmville so much that in farmville we dream about farmville.... and post texts about farmville. It's great. -farmer from farmville

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:19pm

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• Where's my cow?\nIs that my cow?\nIt goes HRUUUUUUGH!\nThat is not my cow!\nThat is a hippopotamus.

  Submitted by tmoh on Mar 18, 11 at 6:45pm

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• I'm the real representative of farmville, not that Farmville Farmer guy. I guess even in farmville every Joe schmo gets 15 minutes of fame, even though he is right. It's so great there. We all LOVE to post texts about it. -farmer from farmville

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:48pm

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• hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 7:24pm

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• I fucking HATE farmville! Goddamnit when will that shit die???

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:15am

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• I'm with 11:20, it's rediculous

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:11pm

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• Very creative 11:02 don't you have a sheep that needs fucking

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:14am

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• Pro Tip: Just because it's legal to marry your second cousin, doesn't mean you should.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:54pm

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• Haha I think I'm the only one to appreciate this! Whoever you are, much respect

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:28am

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• Urban I'm going to turn you in for being a cheater! XOXO, Lane Kiffin

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:14pm

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• THANK YOU 9:44!!! lame. i felt brain sells die as i was reading this... blah!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:30am

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• Wow get rid of this guy with no life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:56pm

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• oh wow a post about farmville how clever original and hilarious!!! fucking kill yourself if you think this is a fun game.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:25pm

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• lmfaoooooo farmville <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:51pm

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• are you sure he wasn't really talking about shipping real cows. Seriously, look at where you live.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:37pm

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• ))<>(( back and forth forever

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:47am

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• Wuuuurd. Hahahahahahahahaahaha!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:34pm

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• Farmville is for pedophiles retards and people who enjoy bestiality -farmville hater

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 7:42am

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• farmville is the coolest thing that ever happened. it changed my life, i want to become a farmer now. raising all those cute animals :)

  Submitted by errrrr on Feb 7, 10 at 2:24am

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• There's a fanpage on FB for nearly everything, that doesn't matter in the slightest.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:59am

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• I wish any text submitted with the word "farmville" was automatically denied. BORING!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 9:44pm

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• Is this the haters homepage, because it sounds like it the way everyone hates on everything.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:36pm

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• For those who hate farmville get one and you'll quickly change your mind.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 8:40pm

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• I think this guy could be Texan. He has wet dreams about cows. -not Texan

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:44pm

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• This is THE dumbest post. Way to not give a fuck about being funny or original. Thanks. GO dIE

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 1:36am

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• Pro Tip? Jeff, is that you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:14pm

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• 3:53 you don't even know how to spell loser....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 5:15pm

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