You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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