And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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