We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
