she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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