Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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