I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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