There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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