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(563): View more from Iowa

I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.

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(207): View more from Maine

can u get pink eye on your cock?

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(518): View more from New York

for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt

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(317): View more from Indiana

I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.

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