there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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