whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
