I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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