just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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