Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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