i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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