My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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