Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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