marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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