I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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Partying: you're doing it right
This is how that creepy old guy at the club started off.
This was actually the first draft of the lyrics to Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night"
Sounds like a Monday to me...
At least your asshole wan't bleeding right?
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