Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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