Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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