I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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