Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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