i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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