I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
ttyl tear gas
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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