your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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