I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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