There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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