Yo dont text me then not text me
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
tell me about the fingering
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
