Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
