VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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