I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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