why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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