just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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