1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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