The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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