I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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