ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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