I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
