he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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