So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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