I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
whose ass print is on the piano?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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