Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
