Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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