Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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