I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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