My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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