he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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