i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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