Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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