so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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