Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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