Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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