I still love the story about the time John Stamos' mom took an Ambien, woke up in the middle of the night and shaved the cat, then went back to sleep. That's not a euphemism-she shaved her pet cat.
What did people come up with to explain severe douchebag behaviour before drugs made everything not their fault? Oh, I ran somebody over? the booze made me do it. Oh, I "accidentally" shoved my penis into some girl's mouth at a party? The ecstacy made me do it. Oh, I spent hours photoshopping a friend into creepy molestation pictures? Damn you, Ambien! There's no personal responsibility any more!
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